Who hasn't welled up at a wedding? All that faith and hope crammed into just one little day?

What if you could experience that joy without having to get off the sofa.

Imagine: no awful drive to the castle in Scotland, no fight along the way about the traffic, no new dress with dire matching hat, no dreadful catching of the bouquet moment. Instead, it is just you, the sofa and Wedding TV, the new cable channel that's proving unbelievably addictive.

InStyle Celebrity weddings, Bridal Fashions, Rich Bride, Poor Bride, Weird Weddings - all your favourite shows; all the time. You'd think a bitter spinster (sorry, independent woman of the world) like me would hate weddings.

Not true. I just hate any effort I have to put in to go to one. Nothing excites me more than a cheap carnation-filled table arrangement, soppy Father of the Bride speech or the horror of a cash bar, but I much prefer it from the comfort of my living room.