The novel solution? Just divide your wardrobe into about five equal lots, revolve these lots with brutal efficiency, and if you have friends with long memories, dump them every few seasons. That way you'll always look fabulous, courageous, and like, Totally New.

Another solution is to hold or attend a Swap Party - all the rage in these eco-friendly times. Bored of black? Ditch that Warehouse jersey dress, swap it for some Osh-Kosh dungaress, and all of sudden you're New Rave, all the rage, in the place to be. Call it new austerity, or retail burnout, bartering is where it's at, and what better way to do it than over a few glasses of advocaat with some close pals.