Read It and Weep

People used to joke that Hallmark had a card for every occasion. But we know the truth. The US-based Someecards.com is where to go for all your holiday and non-holiday needs. I once dumped a guy with the “Take some time to be alone with your penis” card, which was - from what I hear - exactly what he did.

Someecards is possibly one of the best wastes of a working hour known to us, and we at UJ have made a business out of surfing the net. Now, you can go public
with their witticisms with their new T-shirt range from Busted tees. My trainer’s getting the “Thought you should know I totally busted my pecs today” shirt, while my crackberry-addicted ex will be receiving the “I’m terrified of being offline”.

Myself, I was caught between getting the “I’m seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy public make out” (but that might be a little difficult for a bloke to read when he is cross-eyed drunk) and the entirely obvious “I have no STDs” shirt, but then realised the US to English translations might be confusing. (For the record, make out = snog and STDs = STIs. Now you know.)

So instead I’m going for the brief – yet entirely truthful - “I’d f*ck me”.

Well, I would.

Someecards.com
Busted Tees

by EC

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