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Originally published on Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Size Matters

Dinner party conversation has gotten considerably more interesting of late. With men no longer able to talk about screwing up the world economy (too emasculating, allegedly) and house prices freefalling, everyone has gone completely potty-mouthed.

At dinner a few nights ago, I'd barely necked my first glass of wine before someone started a rousing game of Celebrity Small C*ck.

Shame, really – it's always the same three guys. And even though I do my duty and solemnly confirm, "yes, two inches erect, at best," I do have a shiver of guilt. Because that must really be the very definition of male torture: to be able to pull any girl in the world,
but know that she's giggling about you behind your back.

Now men who have something to brag about in the trousers department can promote their wares online. A new dating website, 7orbetter.com , is set up exclusively for the well-endowed man – and the women who have to mainline cranberry juice to date them.

7orbetter.com

by GLR

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