Fancy getting out of the family fold this Christmas, but lost for a decent get out clause? Fear not – UJ have a pair of tickets for each of the shows below up for grabs, so whether you need to escape or just magic up a last minute present, we’ve got you covered.

Immersive theatre which includes being led around abandoned buildings by mysterious mp3s, wandering through disused tunnels and discovering a space’s hidden history, forces an emotional reaction out of its participating audience.

As founder of Idea Generation, Hector Proud's been involved with everything from Rankin exhibitions to the Frieze fair.

You catch the title and immediately it's head-in-the-gutter. Spy ring scandals; depraved acts of Jimmy Choo-toting auto-asphyxiation; that nameless big-wig who (allegedly) flooded his London hotel suite under the drug-addled assumption that he was in fact a beaver. Well, behave, children. We're talking art here.

October - the month for turning on the heating, staying in with cack tv-talent contests, and dressing up like monsters (or for some, porno versions of public officials). So to save us from ourselves, Soho is making October the month for all things new and exciting. Starting with a pop-up. Oh dear…

The last time I attended a Book Club I was wearing a Brownie uniform and labouring under the delusion that I was Leader of the leprechauns. Now a new, multifunctional venue, launching under the same name, promises to get us back through the doors.