If the idea of another night out, mashing, moshing, and generally following the masses fills you with a stirring sense of nausea, then check this baby out. Imagine the term ‘alternative’ given form on Earth in the guise of a venue, then this is it. Sexploitation film sets, rock ‘n’ roll tea parties, faux Eurovision contests, rock karaoke, sports day discos… If you can imagine, the chances are they’ve hosted it.