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we’re teaming up with The Blues Kitchen to thrown a ‘Stars and Stripes, All American Party’ on Wednesday, March 10th, and we want you to join us!

 

It has to be said, the average one year old is barely alert enough to recognise what a cake is, let alone appreciate a towering birthday confection topped with pyrotechnics which arrives to a fanfare of caterwauling adults. So you’d be forgiven for thinking the Queen of Hoxton might take to her crib for the occasion of her first birthday, tuck in with teddy and slumber through it.

 
 

Non-members clubs with a referral policy, super-exclusive haunts with a serious price tag, and simple home refurbs; London’s members scene has something for everyone – but can you get in?

 

Here at UJHQ, we’re devout believers in the Three Fs for spiritual growth. Namely: Fashion, Friends and (heads out of the gutter please) Flaunting-our-superior-appreciation-of-popular-culture-for-prizes. And as is so often the case, we’re not alone…

 
 

Ah, school nights. I couldn’t possibly have another. No really, I must head home: I’ve got a meeting at tomorrow morning and blah-blah-blah.

 

I have a dream, my brothers and sisters. A dream in which we have a place to drink and dance into the wee hours of the morning without recourse to hammered out-of-towners, shoddy cocktails or exorbitant membership fees.

 

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