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I'll Cry If I Want To
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Picture the scene: you're on your stag night. Twenty of your bestest mates have assembled to conduct 24-hour carnage. Your tour guide introduces herself, but she's got the wrong group.

However, throughout the day you keep running into her. Slowly it materialises that she knows more about your life than a stranger, by all rights, should.

As you hit the bars she appears again. She knows where you live and work, she even carries personal photographs of you. You have a stalker. Your friends are in uproar, they want to take her to the police. Hystericism ensues.

This is no ordinary stag night, but a Eudemonic event.

Injecting surprise into parties - think mystery guests at suppers and shops fronting 'romance consultancies', impostors have always been more interesting than real people, anyway, and this approach works a treat for anyone seeking to get the last laugh and their guests talking.

Beats pineapple-on-sticks in the staff canteen, and the possibilities are endless. Mine'll be a vagrant at my nemesis's birthday or, on second thoughts, make that a 24-hour siege.

Eudemonic - 020 7841 8932

by VG
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