Urban Junkies London
Tuesday, January 14 2003
Love moulds
Love moulds. And they are even reusable.
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Now, I'm not talking about a weekly cleaner (though, let's face it, I couldn't live without mine), but a little aid in the downstairs department. With Valentine's Day coming up, gents should consider binning the crap bunch of red and white carnations and investing instead in a "Mould a Willy" kit.

Don't get all squeamish on me. This handy little 'DIY' kit allows you to mould your member in rubber, so even if you aren't there, your most important part is. Ladies, there's also a "Mould a Boob" kit, £27.99, for those times when he's feeling randy, but you'd rather sleep.

This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

'Mould a willy' kit available online at HotShops for £19.99
'Mould a boob' kit available at this online retailer for £27.99

EC

Jo Caulfield heads the bill at tonight's Comedy Camp @ Barcode, 3-4 Archer St, W1. If a night with a trio of comediennes can't lure you, then perhaps the prospect of buff boys at this mixed venue and £2 drinks can. £8 admission, booking highly advisable. 08700 600 100 or here.
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