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Think you're the modern-day Casanova? Think luring ladies back to your lair is easy? If not, The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks should be top of your reading list. Written by comedian Karl Marks and lawyer Dan Indante, the book maps out the wily ways of the international rogue or asshole, as he is called stateside. |
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AKA opens new photo show by Brazilian Dosfotos with a few spins from DJ Midas. 7-9pm. West Central St, WC1. |
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The ever spectacular Ballet Boyz world premiere Naked at Sadler's Wells. 7:30pm. Rosebery Avenue, EC1. £10 -36. 0870 7333 900 or here. |
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| Blaxploitation culture and art all over the Whitechapel Art Gallery as it opens Back to Black. 11am-6pm. 80-82 Whitechapel High St E1. Free | ||||
Covering such intellectual topics as "How a five-dollar [that's £2.74] date can get you laid" and "Where you’ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning", this book spells out the quickest way to be castrated in your sleep. Ha ha. Just kidding. Really. We're not like that. Not anymore. But seriously, I just read the first chapter and it made me feel physically ill. Gentlemen, this isn't the kind of book you’d want to get caught reading in public - and looking at the back cover picture of the authors, I'd seriously doubt if they’ve reached the double digits in the sex department. |
A bit of ambient d'n'b, lots of moody lyrics and now with a bit of Slavic folk: Matt Elliott plays at The Spitz, E1. 7pm. £5. 020 7392 9032 or online. |
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Cornish vocalist Lily Fraser performs at Bush Hall, W12. £10. 08700 600 100 or here. |
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That's mean. Sorry, Dan and Karl. I'm sure you're both tigers in the bedroom. Grr. And for the record, £2.74 does not constitute a date. That is bus fare. The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks |
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The 60s in focus at Barbican at St Etienne-curated Gonna Make You A Star series kick off. 7:30pm. Silk St, EC2. £7. 020 7638 8891 or here. |
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The OC-marketed California rockers Phantom Planet play at Mean Fiddler. 7pm. 165 Charing Cross Road, WC2. £10. 0870 264 3333 or here. |
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