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Forgive me Whole Foods Market, for I have sinned. It's been... God knows how long since my last purchase. Well, since I was last in New York, really. |
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How I have gorged myself on macaroni cheese at Bumpkin,
pigged out on And yes, I have supped more Spicy Fiftys at Idlewild and Batida de Cocos at Favela Chic than I care to mention. I admit, I have frequented these wicked establishments with only one thing on my mind: to indulge. But the debauchery is over. From this day forward, I will repent my
sins in your hallowed healthy halls. Of course, there will be temptation
in my path what, with the bakery, brewery, cheese room and champagne
and oyster bar - but I shall turn the other cheek. |
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No, my pure soul will only see the the organic spelt, acai berries and freshly squeezed pomegranate juice. With your help, Whole Foods, my soul will be cleansed and my thighs and waistline trimmed in time to hit the beach. Whole
Foods Market - opening today |
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