Friday Late: Two’s a Pair
Grab your partner, your bestie or your imaginary friend for this event celebrating the beauty in collaborative pairings. There’ll be a giant game of Memory made out of original illustrations, the opportunity to feed each other with giant spoons, bespoke beehives, films, talks, and that King of all things doubled – Noah, and his ark of animals. Cos it take two to make a thing go right... right? Don’t forget to grab your tickets for tomorrow’s launch of Serge Diaghilev and Ballets Russes too, twinkle toes.

Soul Brew Karaoke
After a successful stint at Vibe Bar the soul songsters are heading up the Queen of Hoxton with their live, five piece band providing the backing for your karaoke skills. Forget pink microphones and pokey booths – a night here guarantees you a stage, musical backing and a rapt (read drunk) audience. Choose from Blame it on the Boogie, Soul Man, Move on Up and a plethora of awesome old–school tunes. Now you just need to work on your showmanship.

Rat Race Mean Streets
Part scavenger hunt, part obstacle course, this weekend long series of city–based adventures will see teams of two or three try and hit as many checkpoints on a map as possible, with some of the stops involving mental puzzles (Sudoku with Isaac Newton or paint by numbers?), physical challenges (climbing St Paul’s or kayaking the Thames?) and good old–fashioned fun (pole dancing or glow sticks?). Get a taster with tonight’s 3 hour long event.

Experimental Food Society Spectacular
Picky eaters keep clear – this gathering of gourmands and gastro-experimentalists promises to tickle your taste buds in the most unusual of ways. Featuring an awe-inspiring assemblage of jellymongers, bread artists, one–of–a–kind dining conceptualists, cake artists, butter sculptors, food landscapers, and chocolate sculptors, grab the last few daytime tickets and check out the action. Our spies tell us there are 5 tickets left for the big banqueting spectacular at the end of the day if you want to dig in.

A Guide to Sexual Misery
That doesn’t feel good there, you’re in the wrong zone entirely and no, it’s not supposed to be that colour. Sexual misery.... we’ve all been there. So, rather than suffer in silence, grab your wayward partner by the hand and gently nudge them in the direction of this hilarious attempt at sexual education for adults. Your host, Wolfgang Weinberger (trust ze Austrians to tell it like it iz) should help him separate your G–Spot from his X–Men.

Clutter Props Clearance Party
Want to make your home look like a set out of Mad Men? Or always fancied a giant fibreglass shark for your guest bathroom? Then check out the treasures at this prop house’s clearance sale, featuring everything from Bakelite telephones and Chinese lanterns to grave stones, wooden pigs, shop signage and retro living room ‘bars’. Prices kick off at a pound and don’t get much above 50 quid – a bargain for scaring the sh*t out of visitors to your WC, surely?