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Everyone loves a good secret: a romantic tryst, an underground speakeasy, a Dickensian benefactor. The city’s full of secrets of its own… And now’s the perfect time to go hunting for them.

As anyone who has ever known me shall no doubt attest, I can be a pain to get hold of sometimes.

If there’s one thing our adolescent years have taught us, it’s not to imbibe anything labelled ‘drink me’ (or Johnnie Walker) and never, ever to follow the White Rabbit (literally or figuratively). Alice, of course, has barely entered puberty and is therefore exempt these important life rules, resulting in the Wonderland caper that haunted us with rotund twins throughout our own childhoods.

With Cadbury getting Krafted, the trend for 'poshing up' moves forward

With tax returns due, the ever-increasing cost of public services (cheers Boris) and a total lack of faith in our own financial institutions, could a new bank boasting service over interest rates be the saving grace in our destitute money matters? Metro Bank thinks so.